The Lineup
Schedule of Events
Saturday, October 31 · Southeast Lawn of the US Capitol · Doors at 2:00 PM
A rough (extremely subject to change) run of show. Grab a schedule, pick your chaos, and don’t miss the headline set.
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Apply to Perform| Time | Activity |
|---|---|
| 2:00 – 2:10 PM | Costume Contest |
| 2:15 – 2:30 PM | Hidden Trump Scavenger Hunt |
| 2:35 – 2:40 PM | RFK Raw Milk Chug |
| 2:45 – 2:53 PM | Mitch McConnell Seance |
| 2:58 – 3:05 PM | Trump Biden Diaper Change Contest |
| 3:10 – 3:16 PM | Lindsey Graham’s Ghost Boxing Match |
| 3:21 – 3:31 PM | Epstein File Shredding Contest |
| 3:36 – 3:44 PM | Hot Intern Contest |
| 3:49 – 3:59 PM | Make Your Own Memecoin |
| 4:04 – 4:10 PM | Rose Garden Rage Room |
| 4:15 – 4:22 PM | Insider Trade Off |
| 4:27 – 4:32 PM | Kids Face Bronzing |
| 4:37 – 4:57 PM | Navy Ship Meals |
| 5:02 – 5:14 PM | Patriot Pageant |
| 5:19 – 5:27 PM | Mar-a-Lago & Epstein Island VR Experience |
| 5:32 – 5:38 PM | Presidential Cabinet Beating |
| 5:43 – 5:52 PM | Influencer Royale |
| 5:57 – 6:02 PM | Red Pill Blue Pill Pie |
| 6:07 – 6:12 PM | Truth Postcards |
| 6:17 – 6:23 PM | Flock Camera Photobooth |
| 6:28 – 6:33 PM | Despot Leaderboard |
| 6:38 – 6:45 PM | Sacrificial Peace Ritual |
| 6:50 – 7:00 PM | Supreme Basketball Court |
| 7:05 – 7:10 PM | Rate My GOP Grinder Profile |
| 7:15 – 7:20 PM | Tariff Scratchoffs |
| 7:25 – 7:45 PM | Legi-Slay-ture Drag Show |
| 7:50 – 8:05 PM | Politikill Headline Set |
| 8:10 – 8:35 PM | Data Center Rave |
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