Sacrificial Peace Ritual

A fully invented, tongue,in,cheek “ceremony” performed hourly on a small side stage — robes, fog machine, a dramatic staff,banging entrance, and a made,up ritual that supposedly ends all conflict for exactly one hour. It’s theater, not tradition: performers wrote every word of it themselves, purely for the bit. Expect fog, chanting nonsense in unison, and a genuinely funny payoff. Runs on the hour, every hour — no audience participation required, just show up and watch.