Epstein File Shredding Contest

Speed, chaos, and a whole lot of confetti,paper — the Epstein File Shredding Contest is a head,to,head relay where teams race to feed stacks of joke “documents” through oversized shredders as fast as possible. Fastest total shred time wins, extra points for a dramatic sound bite while doing it. It’s pure props and paper (nothing real, just laughs), built for anyone who’s ever wanted to shred something as loudly and publicly as possible. Bring your best conspiracy,brain commentary for the crowd. Full schedule and set times in our festival activities roundup.

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