Red, white, blue, and absolutely no chill — the Patriot Pageant is a full,blown, over,the,top pageant built for maximum flag,waving spectacle. Categories include Best Homemade Uncle Sam Costume, Loudest Eagle Call, and Most Creative Use of Bunting. Contestants strut, judges score, and the crowd decides who takes home the sash. It’s equal parts sincere and ridiculous, built for anyone who owns way too much red,white,and,blue apparel. Sign,ups open at the main stage an hour before showtime.

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