Three rounds, one costumed Senator, zero visible opponents. Lindsey Graham’s Ghost Boxing Match puts a lookalike in the ring for a full theatrical bout against thin air, complete with bobbing, weaving, and combos thrown at absolutely nothing while an announcer narrates like it’s a title fight. Expect dramatic knockdowns, a slow,motion comeback round, and a raised,glove victory lap regardless of how the “match” actually goes. Judges are scoring commitment, not accuracy. Ringside seats go fast — check the festival activities schedule for set times.

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