Forget swimsuits — this pageant is all about hustle. The Hot Intern Contest crowns Capitol Hill’s most in,demand staffer through events like fastest coffee run, cleanest binder organization, and best “I’ll loop you in” email voice. Contestants compete live for titles like Most Likely to Run for Office and Best Schmoozer in the Building. It’s a workplace,comedy pageant built for anyone who’s ever pulled an all,nighter for a boss who didn’t notice. Come cheer on the hardest workers in the building. Full schedule in our festival activities guide.

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